question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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