She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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