Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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