he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
