You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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