im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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