I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
people are starting to question the shark bite story
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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