Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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