He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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