So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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