Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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The air was thick with penises
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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