i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Randomize