Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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