like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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