what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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