you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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