Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
