IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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