I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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