whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Drake has all the answers
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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