forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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