The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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