You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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