she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
