Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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