Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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