I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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