Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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