Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
