why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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