so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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