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how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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