i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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