found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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