I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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