I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
His nipple licking is glorious
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