i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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