one two three fourrrrnication!
is wine microwaveable?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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