Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Randomize