The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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