I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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