escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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