my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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