Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
His nipple licking is glorious
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