i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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