Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
