Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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