Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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