Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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