Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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