You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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