he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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