How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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