I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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