the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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