then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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